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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Peanut Allergy Slap Bracelets

Our first product is available at Allergy Superheroes, the Peanut Allergy Slap Bracelet!

Introducing a fun new twist on medical alert jewelry!  Available here!





This colorful wrist band is sure to get the attention of any caregiver about your child's allergy.  The "angry peanut" tells them not to mess around with food allergies, but it's no match for your Superhero!
  • Measures 1" x 9"
  • Bands are made with a flexible metal insert covered with 100% medical-grade silicone
  • Ink is lead-free and environmentally friendly

While the slap bracelet is not a good idea for a young child who will take it off and lose it, these work great for school-age children.  The design makes them easy to grab--off of a backpack, for example--when presented with a new situation such as a substitute teacher.  Food Allergy Awareness has never been more fun!

Monday, January 26, 2015

How to Write when you have a 5-year-old and a 2-year-old

I popped over to this blog to copy something to the 2nd Generation Allergy Mom one, and discovered that this blog post was sitting there as a draft.  It's over a year old now and unfinished, but I found it amusing and thought I would post it for the benefit of anyone still reading.

How to Write when you have a 5-year-old and a 2-year-old
  • Wake up, get children ready for the day, feed them
  • Decide to enjoy your children for the morning.  They're only this little for a short time, and you can write later
  • Play with children
  • Think about your work-in-progress.  Get lost in the memories of what you've already written
  • Come back to reality with a start, to the sound of your youngest screaming
  • Find children, mediate conflict, return loveys, recite apologies
  • Go back to playing with children
  • Daydream again of WIP
  • Realize your eldest is saying your name over and over.  He probably has for the last two minutes
  • Attend to child's requests
  • Play with children
  • Think of amazingly awesome new plot element for WIP.  Race to write it down
  • Trip over toys on the way.  Insist your children clean up the toys they aren't playing with anymore.  Agree to help them clean up.
  • Continue playing, until you realize you never wrote your awesome idea down.  Head, more slowly this time, to the nearest piece of paper
  • Hear your five-year-old scream because you're writing on his drawing
  • Apologize to five-year-old.  Find another piece of paper.  Begin writing idea down.
  • Hear a thunk, followed by a wail.  Realize two-year-old has banged his head into a piece of furniture.  Offer comfort.
  • Realize it's time to make lunch.  Head to kitchen, begin pulling out food
  • Remember your idea.  Go back to paper to continue writing it down
  • Explain to your children that yes, you know they're hungry and yes, you're working on making lunch, you just need one minute to write something down
  • Try to concentrate on idea despite the wailing in the background
  • Finally get all ideas on paper
  • Go back to kitchen, continue making food
  • While there is time-sensitive food on the stove, your youngest insists he has to use the toilet.  Glance at timer, glance at child, and attempt to hurry him to the bathroom
  • Finally arrive in bathroom, assist child onto toilet, hear timer in kitchen
  • Tell child to stay put and you'll be right back
  • Take care of time-sensitive food in the kitchen.  Race back to bathroom
  • Clean pee off floor and/or child.  Finish up in bathroom.  Get new clothes for youngest.
  • Return to kitchen.  Finish making lunch.
  • Feed children and self.
  • Begin cleaning up kitchen, realize it's time for two-year-old to take a nap.
  • Ask two-year-old to try to use the toilet again.
  • Shake head to rid it of ringing in ears.
  • Decide the pull-up will hold, even if he needs to pee now.
  • Chase child, coax him into a pull-up for his nap
  • Place child in bed and begin to sing
  • Child announces he needs to poop.
  • Bite tongue lest you voice the frustration that he takes too long to get ready for his nap.  Take him back to bathroom
  • Undress child.  Leave him alone in bathroom.
  • Try to clean up kitchen.
  • Listen to older child beg you to play with him.  Assure him you'll do an activity of his choosing as soon as the kitchen is clean and his brother is in bed.
  • See a streaking two-year-old run through the house.  Chase streaker, fearing for your carpet.
  • Clean up child.
  • Finally put two-year-old in bed.  Sing.  Leave room.
  • Clean up kitchen, to the accompaniment of "Mama, will you play with me?"
  • Finish cleaning kitchen.
  • Realize there are only ten more minutes before five-year-old should be in his room for quiet time.  Grumble.
  • Ask five-year-old what he wants to do
  • Spend five minutes getting set up for an activity.
  • Play with child.
  • Realize twenty minutes have passed.  Tell child it's time for quiet time.
  • Listen to child try to negotiate for more time.  Tell him 'no.'  Listen to whines.
  • Get child situated in room.  Read bedtime stories.  Make sure he has the toys he wants.  Leave room.
  • Realize that the hour-and-a-half you're supposed to have to write was reduced to an hour because of the late start.  Grumble.
  • Tidy up the house, just a little
  • Realize another fifteen minutes just went kaput.  Grumble.
  • Get situated in favorite chair with water/tea and netbook.  Turn netbook on, open applicable files.
  • Hear a door open.  Grumble.  Put netbook down, check on child.
  • Inform five-year-old that using the toilet is the only valid "reason" to leave his room during quiet time.  Discuss semantics of valid reasons.  Address (or deny) child's request.  Remind child to be quiet because his brother is napping.  Set child's nap clock to ring five or ten minutes later than normal because of the infraction.  Leave room again.
  • Sit back down with netbook.  Re-read the last few paragraphs of yesterday's writing to orient self.  Prepare to type.
  • Remember idea you wrote down earlier.  Get up to find it.  Sit back down, type idea into appropriate computer file.
  • Commence writing.
  • Feel sense of writers block.  Putz around, one painful paragraph at a time.
  • Finally hit stride, type like a maniac.
  • Hear beeping from the other room.  Look at clock, and see that it is time for quiet time to end.  Grumble.  Keep typing, hoping child is engrossed in another activity and won't bug you.
  • Five-year-old emerges, leans in front of your screen, and asks what you're doing.  Tell him you're busy writing, and to please not block your screen.  Continue typing.
  • Child watches for all of ten seconds.  Child asks if you'll play with him.
  • Tell child you will play when you finish up what you're working on, and ask him to give you ten minutes.
  • Child is quiet for twenty seconds, then leans over your keyboard and asks what a button does.  Remind child that if he's talking to you, you can't get your work done, and that giving you ten minutes means ten minutes of quiet.
  • Child leans over your arm for two minutes, then slumps to the floor for the third.  Continue writing to the best of your ability.  Child finally thinks of something to do and races out of the room.
  • Breathe a sigh, type like a maniac.
  • Realize fifteen minutes have passed and you're still not quite done.  Weigh guilt over broken promise to child against the desire to finish getting your chapter written.
  • Type one more sentence.  Realize five-year-old has been too quiet.  Set netbook aside to check on him.
  • Find child writing his own book.  Discover pencil marks on wall.
  • Scold child, clean up mess.

Yes, I remember those days.  They still continue, just in a different fashion nowadays.  There are no more naps, but instead we have school.  But it's amazing how quickly those fleeting four hours of preschool disappear.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Allergy Superheroes!!!

Knock, knock.  Hello?  Is anybody still reading this?  I suppose it may still show up in somebody's reader, even if no one stumbles across the actual blog.

Hi!  I haven't blogged about writing in a year, and that's likely to continue.  My writing has continued, regardless.  I do still write every day.  I've taken some time to write/perfect queries for a few projects, and am flooding the world with submissions.  I'm continuing to work on new material as well.  Steadily plugging away.

Today's post is not to bore you about the unexciting aspects of my writing life.  No, I wanted anyone who sees this to know that I am blogging again!  Just not here.

My husband and I are starting a company:

Allergy Superheroes, LLC
Empowering and protecting allergic kids!

We will be launching an exciting line of products to do just that!
Somebody you know is affected by food allergies.  Very possibly more people than you are aware of!  So please share the following links.  Share them far and wide (we love likes and followers!)  You never know when you will be helping someone out!

2nd Generation Allergy Mom (my new blog)
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Allergy Superheroes on Facebook
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Allergy Superheroes on Pinterest
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Allergy Superheroes on Instagram
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Allergy Superheroes on Twitter
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Allergy Superheroes on Google+ (yes, we know it's cumbersome.  for now.)
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Allergy Superheroes on YouTube
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I hope all of you are still doing well with your writing.  Come say "hi" at the new blog, if you can!

Saturday, November 30, 2013

A beginning

Seven moments of terror
Seven internal screams
Seven query letters emailed off into the ether
Two confirmation emails received
Many weeks and months of waiting ahead

Moonfall is off on submission!!!

!!!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Losing my head

That moment you realize you've been so focused on getting your queries ready that you haven't researched, visited, or interviewed any elementary schools for your prospective kindergartener... and enrollment deadlines are looming.


And it doesn't help that schedules are reduced and wacky because of the upcoming holidays.  I'm going to have to get this ball rolling next week!


But I can't!  He isn't ready!  He's just my little baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah right, Mom

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

We're Off to See the Agent...

Just a note to say that hunting for literary agents is taking MUCH longer than I had anticipated it would.  My rookie status in the publishing industry wasn't clear to me until just a few weeks ago.  I created a l-o-o-o-n-g list of agents from Agent Query, and then began ranking them in order of preference.  After getting about 8 that I felt really good about, I thought that I would send out my first wave and then keep building the list while I waited.  (Technically I found 10, but I want to save two of them for round 2, in case my query is universally crappy and I decide to re-work it.  If, on the other hand, fate smiles at me and I get several requests in round 1, I'll send it quickly off to the remaining 2 agents in the hopes that they'll join the game.)

With list in hand, I thought it would be relatively quick work of personalizing query letters and sending everything off.

Not.  So.  Fast.

As I began personalizing, I did quite a bit more reading (and I didn't shirk this to begin with) and learned what signs of success and red flags to watch for.  More digging and research was required on each agent.  I've already found that one of them has a questionably small level of sales and has a potential conflict of interest.  It's not an outright scam by any means, but I'm planning to email Writer Beware to see if they have any dirt.  Even if it turns out to be fine, I will probably bump them toward the bottom of the list pending more verified sales to big publishers.

Having not bothered to do industry research in favor of using my limited time to actually finish the novel, I now have a lot to learn in a short time.  I'm glad I'm doing all this, even though I'd hoped to get wave 1 out already.  Still, it's still frustrating to think of how little I'm getting done.  I'm also sweating the query letter, even though I think it's pretty polished, but...

Breathe, writer.  Just breathe.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Synopsis Writing - An Exercise in Brevity

Lately, I've been working hard on preparing Moonfall for submission which has included, among other things, writing the synopsis.  I've never written a synopsis before, so I scoured the internet looking for advice.  It's amazing how many different suggested tactics and lengths there are out on the web, including one site that made writing a synopsis sound like writing a term paper on my novel.  Bleach!  I finally decided to start by writing a no-holds-barred synopsis, chapter by chapter, in order to get all the main points down on paper.  By the time I was halfway through, I was already condensing chapters and plot points, grouping things together and deciding what to omit.  Signs that I was already learning what I was doing.

That first, barfing-on-the-page draft clocked in at 2,756 words.  Now, I'm fully aware that my writing is puffy in first drafts, and this was no exception.  After editing, I got it down to 2,234 words, which was about seven pages, double-spaced.

I'd already learned, during my excessive researching of synopsis writing, that a lot of places will want things shorter than that.  Much shorter.  The thought of getting it under 1,000 words made me want to cry, but instead I decided to approach it incrementally.  I figured that different agents would ask for different lengths, if they specified length at all, so it wouldn't hurt to have three different synopses in my arsenal that I could whip out as the situation warranted.

So I made some edits, removing the most obvious elements and condensing things down.  That mid-length draft came in at 1,567 words.

So far, so good.  My next goal was to get a third draft at 1,000 words or under, but I started running into trouble.  After around 1,200 words, I found that I had to cut things that felt essential to the plot.  So I decided that instead of three synopses, I'd have four.  The 1,190 word draft was the shortest I'd use by choice, and the shortest draft, painfully edited to 986 words, would be used only when an agent specifically requested something that short.

The interesting thing, though, is that after painstakingly summarizing my 99,000 word novel into 986 words, I realized there were nonessential things still in my longer synopses.  I decided to go back and work on them again.  The results surprised me.

The longest synopsis I edited down from 2,234 words to 1,845
The mid-length synopsis went from 1,567 to 1,372
The shorter synopsis went from 1,190 to 1,181

I meant to write this post a few weeks ago and didn't get around to it, so I have a little distance from my synopses now.  In penning this post, I went back and read them all again.  I still don't like the 986 word query--it feels rushed, though it isn't as horrible as I remember it being.  It tells a complete story, it just doesn't feel like it does my novel as much justice as I'd like.  To my surprise, my favorite versions are the 1,181 and 1,372 word drafts.  Being more concise than the longest one, I think they pack a greater punch.

The moral of the story is that writing the synopsis helped me to strengthen my writing all the way across the board.  It was still an arduous, nineteen-day process from start to finish, and I can't say I really enjoyed doing it, but I think it was a useful exercise.

Have you written a synopsis, or many synopses?  What did you think about the process?

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

That's a wrap, folks!

I just have this to say:

I'M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, I finished my final readthru of Moonfall today, and it is complete so far as I can make it.  Whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be spending the next week (at least) working out a synopsis and query, not to mention doing all the market research I've completely neglected to do until now.  And soon it will be out under the eyes of agents, who will hopefully recognize its brilliance and offer to represent me immediately!

Some useless numbers, since I just noticed that word has these stats:

  • words:  98,921
  • pages: 173 (Times New Roman, single spaced)
  • Total editing time (for draft 4, the final draft): 4113 minutes.  That's 68.55 hours.  I've been working on this final draft for the last 53 days, which means an average of 1.3 hours per day--which I suppose might be accurate.  I wonder if they count total open time, or just active writing time?
  • first draft created: July 20, 2010.  That was 1,158 days ago, minus 92 for maternity leave is 1,066 days.  Of course, there were a lot of days when I let this chill to work on other projects.  But regardless, I've been working on this monstrosity for just over three years!


Here's a word cloud of the novel:
I want a Monster House "Done Stamp" to place on this thing.  Woot!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Kal'El's crafts!!

Zaxxon started preschool this week, which gave me uninterrupted time with Kal'El for a few hours each morning.  On the first day, Kal'El missed his brother, but after that he was fine, and I really began to enjoy our time together.  Zaxxon went to preschool three mornings per week last year, but this year it's all five mornings, and Kal'El is older and capable of doing much more.  Zaxxon is also very overpowering right now, so it's hard to get much of a chance to interact just with Kal'El.  Having Zaxxon occupied elsewhere is really giving me a chance to focus on my second-born, and to give him the attention and interaction he was otherwise lacking.

Zaxxon was about Kal'El's age when I first started doing crafts with him, so I decided that this was the perfect opportunity to get started with Kal'El.  We're arbitrarily starting through the alphabet when it comes to our themes, but we'll focus a lot on holidays as we come to them, and we'll follow Kal'El's interest.

On our first day of crafting, we started with an apple tree.  I prefabbed the tree and apples, and just had Kal'El place them on the tree.

I started out by adding the glue myself, but after about three apples he wanted to do the glue, so I let him.



He said he wanted to draw after we were done, so I pulled out some big paper and handed over the crayons.  He scribbled a bit, but mostly he wanted me to trace his hand over and over.


After it was all over, we went for a bike ride.  He's really doing quite well on his balance bike, and picks his feet up to coast for short distances.  He travels between 3-3.5 mph until he gets tired, and can go between 1-2 miles before getting there.  I'm hoping to build his endurance more on these rides with just him, because I'm always walking a fine line between letting him go as long as he wants, but having to go at two-year-old speed, and putting him in the trailer so Zaxxon can go faster on his pedal bike.

Due to other conflicts, Kal'El and I only got one other crafting day during Zaxxon's first week.  We continued with letter "A" items, making an alligator out of the letter "A."


 Chomp chomp!
I love this pic

Next I rubberbanded bubble wrap around a cup, gave him a dish of green paint, and tried to get him to "stamp" scales on an alligator.

He mostly just swirled it around, but he still loved doing it.

(Btw, does anyone know if children's tempura paint can contain formaldehyde?  Because it smelled like it did.  I haven't used this paint much, so it surprised me.)

Kal'El really enjoyed all these activities.  Week one of crafts was a success!

Tot School

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Summer Stat Check

Hi, is anybody still reading?  Here's the breakdown of my summer, since I haven't been doing the monthly stat checks

  • Between June and August, I wrote every day (that's 92 days)
  • I finished editing 3 stories for submission, wrote the first draft of 1 new story, did edits on one of my kids' books and sent it to Beta readers, did final edits on a screenplay hubby and I wrote together, did some worldbuilding for a new novel, and edited the heck out of my current novel, Moonfall.
  • I am now doing a final readthru (out loud) of Moonfall, which I see to be the last step before it's ready for query!
  • Submissions.... yeah, maybe 5?  I've been very lax in this department this year.  Not having duotrope regularly available has messed up my system, and I haven't figured out a way to make it work yet.
  • Rejections... haven't really been keeping track.  I haven't even printed some rejection letters yet, since I'm not resubbing at the moment.  Maybe 8-10?
  • Acceptances... I wish.  But then, not much is still out there to be accepted, since I'm slacking
  • I have 15 stories ready for slush pile circulation, but not all are out right now
  • I made 8 blog posts
  • I took no days off

Analysis:
I had a very productive summer when it comes to progress on my writing.  June and July, in particular, were whirlwinds where I jumped from one project to another.  So many things just needed polishing that I really felt like I was making a lot of progress.  I reached a reasonable stopping point on other projects and then plunged back into the novel, analyzing the reader comments and strengthening the story.  It's almost time to submit, and I'm both excited and scared.  Scared, because I've never queried agents before, and it's time to jump in with both feet.  Excited because hey, I might actually land an agent and get published in the foreseeable future.  I'm liking this feeling.  It'll be weird to start over from square one, and work on new, rough, unpolished stuff again after so long focusing on my recent projects.  It'll be exciting.

Plan:
I intend to finish up Moonfall, then (provided I get reader comments back) polish up my picture book manuscript, and get queries written for both.  While doing market research and all that, I intend to either a) revisit my most-recently-written story, b) work on another picture book idea I recently came up with, or c) start the new novel.  It'll be some combination of the three, I'm just not sure in what order.

Happy writing!

Sunday, September 1, 2013

A few more crafts from Zaxxon

Zaxxon has expressed a lot more interest in coloring books lately, perhaps because he's honed the ability to stay within the lines better.  To that end, I purchased a couple of activity books from the dollar section for him.  This one shows him how to color by number (or symbol, or outline.)

I helped Zaxxon create a superhero logo for himself (for a project I'm hoping to do for his birthday,) and doing so inspired him to create an entire superhero costume for himself.

He's got the emblem on his chest, a cape on his back, and a cowl sort of thing over his shoulders.



This is a mural of the Batcave that has replaced the map of where Mickey lives on his wall

Zaxxon and Dada are working on a picture book together, one that they are meticulously writing and illustrating.  It's cute to see them working on it.

Zaxxon and I also worked on a book together.  We took our copy of "Goodnight Zoo" to the real zoo, snapped pictures of the animals in the book, pasted it onto paper, and wrote our own words.  Then I bound it using a needle and thread, because I thought it would work better (at least without bending the paper) than a stapler.

Preschool starts next week!  I have ambitious plans to do craft projects with Kal'El while Zaxxon is gone, although I've only got one prepped as of this writing.  We'll see how--and frequently--it goes!

Tot School

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Return of the Sensory Bin

Our sensory bin has been sitting with St. Patrick's Day stuff inside, just wasting space behind the chair.  Every now and then Kal'El wants to play with it, but he hasn't been very good about keeping the items inside it lately, so I haven't been too keen.  But with my renewed interest in doing kid crafts, I decided to fill it up with something new.

A few months back, when I'd been hoping to do monthly, or at least seasonal, bins, I purchased two packets of water beads (or water gems, or aqua gems.)

The time seemed ripe, so while Kal'El was napping, I had Zaxxon help me remove the old items and hydrate the water beads.

He's not the most obedient child these days, but he did a very good job of following directions on this project, and he refrained from splashing or spilling the water.

These things are strangely mesmerizing, and very pretty, even when still tiny

He had to wait a long time--the beads took 4-6 hours to hydrate, and by the time he might have played with them, we were off at his final t-ball practice of the summer, so he had to wait until the next day before he could play with what he had created.

It took about 30 seconds of having the bin on the table before I realized that the boys were not going to follow the "don't knock the beads out of the bin" rule.  Kal'El proved my point by sticking his hand all the way in and rapidly waving it back and forth, sending them all over the table and floor.

At that point I put the lid back on, made them pick up the scattered beads, and then moved the whole operation to the bathtub.

Since they were inside another enclosed space, they went nuts dumping the beads all over.  (I love the way they iridesce by the flash when spread out thin in the tub.)

They also stood inside the bin, and laughed at the way the beads felt on their toes.

They absolutely loved this!

Another day of play.

Unfortunately, these didn't last too long.  They're already slimy-feeling on the outside, and I will probably only pull them out once more before tossing them (after our trash service resumes, we switched companies and foolishly gave ourselves a couple-week break in service, oops.)
I can't say I'm too keen on using water beads again as a sensory bin filler.  They're a ton of fun, but I wasn't prepared for this level of breakage.  There were scraps and fragments of beads everywhere when it was time to clean up--helped along, I'm sure, by their standing in the bin.  I didn't want to just wash the stuff down the tub drain since the package said they can clog drains, so I had to scoop most of it out and toss in the trash.  Also, the round, wet, slippery, squishy nature of the beads means it's really easy to send them shooting across the room, and they're hard to pick up.  Lastly, they go a bit nuts with them, quickly forgetting rules about where they're supposed to stay, so it's not a safe bin to turn my back on for even a short time.  So while they're fun (and strangely mesmerizing, I could run my hands through them for hours) I probably won't get them very often.  But despite that, we all enjoyed this short-lived bin!

Tot School

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Resume - The Movie!

I know this blog's audience is pretty small these days, but regardless I wanted to share my husband's resume--because it's done as a movie trailer!  Please watch this action-packed clip, like it on you tube, and most importantly, share it, because you never know if you know someone who could use his services.



Sunday, August 18, 2013

Counting down to preschool

I have felt a resurgence in crafting and kid projects in the last few weeks.  Not only have I done a few projects to get Zaxxon ready for preschool, and just some fun stuff to do in general, but I've found myself making plans for Kal'El once Zaxxon is out of the house for a few hours every morning.  I've already done some prep work for the first few crafts I'll do with Kal'El alone, and I'm looking forward to it.  Zaxxon was right around Kal'El's age when I started crafting with him, and Kal'El always wants to join in when Zaxxon initiates a project, so he's definitely ready.  I'm excited!

But first, we have to follow along with Zaxxon for a bit longer.

Zaxxon is off to pre-K this year, which will be five mornings a week.  He only barely misses the cutoff to start kindergarten (by three weeks) but I think the extra year of preschool will work wonders for his social skills.

Just like last summer, I helped prepare Zaxxon for the start of preschool by making a visual calendar.

We drew a school bus, which Zaxxon decorated and cut out.

Then we made a paper chain, with one link for every day remaining before the start of preschool.  This time around, Zaxxon didn't need any help with the scissors.

He did ask for help with the stapler, and I think he was losing interest by that point.


But we had to finish the chain, because only once it was done could we tear off a link for the first day!



He is now tearing off a link every morning, so he can watch the chain get shorter and know when preschool is coming!

Tot School
Soon to be tot school with my little tot!